Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Commence Operation Cedar City Boyfriend

Sometimes your heart might go pitter patter for a certain long-haired ruffian ever since your junior year of high school. Sometimes said ruffian dates one million other super skanks and prefers to climb rocks with a married man that has three children rather than hang out with you. And sometimes you might get tired of being blown off.

That being said, if you are located in the Cedar City area and would like to drive me around and pay for my dinners I would reciprocate by letting you call me your girlfriend. To sweeten the deal I'll ask you how your day was and maybe hold your hand. Maybe.


  1. Oh no, Jenni, you aren't a super skank. Hahahaha. Oh no.

  2. Super Skank Jenni!
    Maybe when I graduate I will assume that post.
    This anonymous long haired boy is so missing out.