Tuesday, July 20, 2010

I think I have a heart condition

cause when you walked past my work I nearly fainted.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

My Big Brother

was Big's brother.

Thursday, July 1, 2010


I think it's weird when people cry when they get pulled over. No offense. I mean, I'll admit I've shed a couple of tears when I see those flashing lights, but only from sheer boredom. I really want to know why those officers take so long looking up my information. I've gotta start stowing my gameboy in my glove compartment so when they vanish back into their vehicle my brain doesn't deteriorate and start dripping out my ears because that's a mess no one wants to clean up. You know they have this game called Brain Age for the DS that makes you smarter? I used to play it all the time on my old boyfriends DS. I also used to play a copy of his old roommates Animal Crossing. She used to ask for it back all the time and I was like "Um, yeah, I'll get that back to you... one of these days.." It wasn't until after she packed up all her stuff and moved out of the state to get away from her boyfriend that I had a secret crush on that I realized why she was so adamant about getting her game back. Oh well, if she had really wanted it she would have stayed and worked things out with her boyfriend.