Commence Operation Cedar City Boyfriend

Sometimes your heart might go pitter patter for a certain long-haired ruffian ever since your junior year of high school. Sometimes said ruffian dates one million other super skanks and prefers to climb rocks with a married man that has three children rather than hang out with you. And sometimes you might get tired of being blown off.

That being said, if you are located in the Cedar City area and would like to drive me around and pay for my dinners I would reciprocate by letting you call me your girlfriend. To sweeten the deal I'll ask you how your day was and maybe hold your hand. Maybe.

Working pt II

Thanks Alek!

Wrokign

I get to work all day today and tomorrow which means I will be watching season five of Dexter all day today and tomorrow by myself in this tiny room. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Also right now I love the internet and I love my sister and I probably love you too deep deep down.

Also, shout out to Hayley for giving me little friend who is sitting here at work with me so I'm not totally alone for the next 8 hours and one for Jenni who is still miss popular sadies queen to me and makes me go out and be social and one for Eric who is such a gentleman and an artist and one for Jordan who is such a wise guy and one huge totally big fat one especially for Brad who played Trivial Pursuit AND Deafening Darkness with me even though he didn't want to cause he's so grown up now and then went to a movie with me then drove me up to work and is waiting for me to finish so I can go back home to be with my family who are the most important people in the world to me.

Just so full of love right now it's spilling out of me onto the keyboard.

Also I love my kitty cat, she's so cute and I love her and she's a really good cat and also my little Cheesta cakes I love her and she is so beautiful and once I said she was one of the most creative people I know and I really meant it cause she just exudes this tangible sense of imagination. One thing I am not loving right now is MGMT Pandora I would appreciate it if you didn't play anymore of that.

SOme more things I'm loving right now: texting Jenni, slouching in my chair, Karen O, the boiler room, my hair, Brad's hair, Riley's hair and her pretty face, blah blah, I'm really glad I got to see Hayley.

One more thing that I don't really love: When there are a lot of words on someone's post and no pictures. Sorry no one has to read this but look at this picture of a cat. My patronus would be this cat.

Saturday Night Speed Racer

Just me and my favorite protagonist. Sigh...

My Real Main Man

So wise. And so glamorous.

Found Dog

I came home from Thanksgiving break to find this little guy bounding across my living room towards me. He's such a sweetie pie and I love him so much, but there's one major problem:

My roommates stole him off the street.

Apparently they were driving down Main Street and saw him on the side of the road. He has a collar, but no dog tag and my constant reminders that this dog belongs to someone else falls on deaf ears. No found dog signs have been put up and since I don't have a car and it's too cold to walk around town hanging up posters, this blog post is the best I can do.

If you're reading this and this is your missing puppy, you'd better come rescue him post haste!

My evil roommates are devising a plan to take your dog to the pound and then turn around and adopt him so he legally will belong to them!

Also I look like a degenerate version of Coco Rocha in this picture.

My Main Man

Socrates, you were so right.

I choose pleasure over virtue because I'm ignorant. If I had known the Truth that writing my philosophy paper would make me virtuous and happy, I would have done it ages ago!

Thank you for trying to enlighten me with your wisdom and insight. I now know that I know nothing now and that's all thanks to you. You rule man.

And Aristotle, just because I watched Dexter all week instead of writing my paper does not make me a brute, you big dummy. Leave me alone and stop trying to make me feel so guilty.

Baaaaaaaaaarf. Someone finish my paper pleeeease!