How come all the other unicorns are dead?

Friends Forever

Thanks for always getting me through the night.

Sorry I always look tired and bored in my posts. Maybe I need to get cornrows again. I looked happy in those pictures.

Also, I just wanted to share this awesome text conversation I just had:

S: I think Heraclitus is the best and Thales is the worst.

J: Yeah I thought Heraclitus too, but I like Thales.

S: Thales is a fool. I challenge your Thales to a battle! Anaximander, I choose you! APEIRON ATTACK!!

J: Go Pythagoras! MATHMATIKOI SMASH!!!

S: Zeno, use Flying Arrow Dodge!

What? You don't get it? Me either. Will someone please finish my essay while I finish this philosophical battle?

Presocratic

I should be writing my paper but I keep watching this instead.

What up Tim Tam?

You lookin so crisp!

We wanted to post a new one

Y'ALL

Death and Life and Quilty Quilt

I finally finished! Now let's go camping!!

Happy Anniversary

Love you guys.

I'll take care of you.

You mean the world to me.